Doug Bower

[mr bill]

As bad as it was I kind of miss the rants/distortions/outright lies and then there were those RSS skipping stones where he'd get translated into Croatian of something and then it would skip back into machine translated English - sometimes in the lunacy as better or funnier than the original.

For a trip down Bower lane he's still out on the web. Google "in front of a bus three times doug bower" Amazing how 'three' plays such an important role in his ramblings.

And then there were the Fakepat and Man Boobies digressions. Classic

Regardless what he claims he may still be in town. I have a report of a sighting at the evil air-con Mega from a few days ago.

Final note: none of us ever believed he was pushed in front of a bus three times or even once for that matter and that was just based on our experieince here. DB has always been very careful not to revel any photos of himself. Smart move. It took me several years to learn that he was around 6"2"and 240 lbs. Quite a Sasquatch for the little miscreants of GTO to topple out of his preferred New Balance footware.